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My cat finally puked up the hair tie he ate two weeks ago
|Me:||Molly! What should I "vlog" about???|
|(an hour later)|
|Me:||you didn't answer so i made a ten minute video about poop|
|what else should i vlog about besides poop?|
read that article. unfortunately it’s easier to forget a baby than you might think. now i’m terrified to have children, because I am such a spacey person!
Alright thinking about that baby again. laskdfjladfjlakdfjsdljfk why is that guy such an asshole. how can you do that?
Ask me some questions
IMA READ THAT BITCH
KALLIM - 21 m4w
marry me ?
sexy glowy man, please be my only i am in love wuth you
when i am with you, i feel like abird, remmeber that bird that i saw with the broken wing? it was a blubird. on the street. remember? i felt like i was lthat bird. i was….self-unaware. that is what you make me.
Chick-Fil-A hottie - 20 w4w
U were flirting w/me 2day. I thought it was mighty brave. U may serve hate chicken but ur thighs were kickin. Let’s sin 2gether. I’d luv 2 see if you taste like the chicken u flingin samples of. xoxoxoxo
Crazy guys that were on dirt bikes, red hoodie - 22 w4m
You were the on the blue dirt bike with red hoodie that smacked my ass as u drive past me wile we were riding our bikes. You turned back to me and gave me the finger and popped off a wheelie that was so sexy for some reason.
I’d love to see you around again sometime.
If u see this drop me a line.
So I know your real, What color was the other dirt bikes with you?
I LOVE BRIDS.